Teacher-Parent Conferences

Here are some of the top ten comments from fathers at teacher-parent conferences. There were ten, but these were the funniest:

4. "So, our daughter has a short attention.... Hey, cool playground!"
3. "It's okay, teacher, we ain't never been good with numbers in our family. We be strongerest at English."
2. "Funny, you don't look like a four-eyed, fanged, drooling hippopotamus."