Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Illustrating the Illegal Issue

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except forwhen I broke into your house) .

"According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and honest ... um, except for ... well, you know.

"And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being anti-housebreaker."

Did I miss anything? Does this sound reasonable to you? If it does, grab a sign and go picket something. If this sounds insane to you, call your senators and enlighten them because they are stumbling in the darkness right now and really need your help."

-Anon

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Evangjellyfish

Where are the Men?

(Chesty Men by Mike Heath)

Chesty Puller is
the only Marine in history to win five Navy Crosses. 

During WW II Puller was approached by a whining protestant chaplain on New Guinea. The minister was troubled by his Roman Catholic colleagues who were more successful with the men. Puller told the protestant chaplain to work harder instead of come to him seeking favors.

A while later Puller was greeted by this same Protestant chaplain as he returned from battle. The book reports:

As Puller jumped from a truck he was confronted by an outstretched hand -- it was his acquaintance, the Protestant chaplain who had complained of Catholic inroads on New Guinea. Puller was in no mood to befriend him.

"Where've you been all this time?"

"Why, I've been here doing my best to help out."

"You weren't up where the fighting was. I think I'll prefer charges against you for being absent from your regiment."

"Colonel, I was with the medical battalion, aiding the wounded. We worked around the clock."

"They've got a chaplain of their own. Your place was with the fighting men -- your own battalion. You remember our little talk about Protestant boys joining the Catholics? Well, conduct like yours is one reason for it. They see those priests doing their duty and see you evading it. I can't work up much sympathy for you."

Puller told his officers: "In all our fighting I've known only a few Protestant chaplains worth their rations." Years afterward, when he was home from the wars, Puller bearded his Episcopal bishop in Virginia: "I can't understand why our Church sends such poorly prepared men as chaplains when fighting breaks out -- they look to me like men who can't get churches, for the most part. The Catholics pick the very best, young, virile, active and patriotic. the troops look up to them."

The Bishop replied that the work of the Church must go on at home in wartime. Puller retored indignantly: "How can they do that work better than with the troops who are fighting to keep the country safe? What difference does it really make, so far as the survival of America goes, about the people who stay at home, and shirk their duty?"

An exception to this charge against Episcopal chaplains, Puller always added, was Rev. Robert Olton, of All Saints Church in Richmond, a brave man in the war zones, and an exemplary Christian.

There is so much here I hardly know where to begin. This is the most accurate representation of modern protestantism and evangelicalism I've ever read. A new friend of mine, Coach David Daubenmire, calls us "evangjellyfish." Amen.

It is instructive to remember that it was protestantism that provided the moral and intellectual muscle that both nourished the American Revolution, and saved us from the excesses of the French Revolution. Now look at us. We can't even agree that sodomy and baby killing are sinful. Pathetic.

Protestantism is completely irrelevant today because all it can do now is "help the wounded." Our churches are full of whiners who are always crying for the pastor to heal them. We keep ourselves so busy comforting our every hurt that we don't have time to organize and speak righteousness to a fallen and increasingly pagan West.

I don't blame people for not going to church, especially men. There is no integrity there. The Bible is full of righteousness, truth, judgment and strength. Yet, all we hear from our pastors is how important it is to adopt the right "tone and style" with our enemies. Jesus said that we should love our enemies. He didn't say we shouldn't have any.

We love our enemies when we fight their unrighteousness, when we call sin ... well ... sin. That is love. It IS loving to get mad about homosexuality in the schools. It is loving to fight legalized abortion. It is loving to preach PUBLICALLY against drinking. It is loving and Christian for a nation to ban gambling.

Make no mistake. When a lesbian activist in charge is telling a father in Lexington, Massachusetts that the elementary school can promote the idea of homosexual households to his seven year old son in the name of the law it is clear that we are engaged in a culture war the likes of which this country has never seen. Folks, we are up to our eyeballs in a culture war.

Either the forces that wish to go the whole way and emasculate our children will win, or we will. There is no middle ground. Decent people everywhere are going to have to unplug the fake Madonna who now crucifies herself on a mirrored cross for money. Good people must renew their interest in the real Madonna.

If they don't, then the nation is truly lost. America will be dead.

The America of Chesty men may be gone forever. The America of youthful, virile and patriotic pastors may be gone. But I don't think so.

I meet courageous Christians every day in my work. They are everywhere. And there are people who have common sense in every village, city and hamlet in this once great free nation. They are waking up to the call being issued by brave leaders all over this land.

They don't want to be among the wounded binding up hurts, as important as that task is. They want to do their duty, no matter the cost. They want to be on the front line fighting for what is right. They don't mind being called "hater," "homophobe," "bigot." They know they are not any of these things.

They remember the adage they learned at their mother's knee, "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you." They are not going to let America die, at least not without a fight. They won't allow purity, virtue and modesty to become a thing of the past.

They are going to stand up and be counted for future generations. And I am proud to be among them. God bless America, and God call forth more Chesty Men!!

© 2006 Mike Heath - All Rights Reserved

$510,678 Dollars Owed by Each American Household

«Taxpayers owe more than a half-million dollars per household for financial promises made by government, mostly to cover the cost of retirement benefits for baby boomers, a USA TODAY analysis shows.

Federal, state and local governments have added nearly $10 trillion to taxpayer liabilities in the past two years, bringing the total of government's unfunded obligations to an unprecedented $57.8 trillion.
That is the equivalent of a $510,678 credit card debt for every American household. Payments on this delinquent tax bill must start soon if financial promises to the elderly are to be kept.

The cost of retirement programs will start to soar when baby boomers - 79 million born between 1946 and 1964 - begin collecting Social Security in 2008 and Medicare in 2011.

"This is a monster financial problem that both parties are going to have to solve," says Rep. Jim Cooper (news, bio, voting record), D-Tenn., a member of the House Budget Committee. "Most Americans and Congress members don't realize the terrific burden we are putting on future generations»

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Americans in Wonderland

By Mark Landsbaum
 
“There is no use trying,” said Alice, “one can’t believe impossible things.”
 
“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
 
I’m reading my granddaughter Alice in Wonderland. Maybe I should just read her the daily newspaper.»

This is a must read!  Click here to read the rest.

What Happens When You Don't Know the Context

From Todd Friehl's column today:
"We must always, always, always read every verse in the Bible in its immediate context and in context of the whole Bible. If you fail to keep the rest of Scripture in view, you can twist Scripture and the next thing you know, [you're in major error and may lead others astray].

Do you remember the movie The Shining? It was the creepiest, scariest horror movie of the ‘70s (and yes, I saw it before God saved me). It was dark, bloody and downright evil. I would like you to watch the attached re-made movie trailer for The Shining. (There is nothing offensive about what you are going to watch and this is NOT an endorsement of the movie.)

What you are about to witness is "movie proof-texting."
A clever individual pulled out little snippets of this gruesome movie to make it look downright charming. As you view this, keep the context of the whole movie in view.
And keep this in mind, if you do not keep the entire context of the Bible in mind when you read Scripture, you might not end up twisting Scripture yourself, but you may be duped by someone who does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA&search=shining%20trailer

Saturday, May 20, 2006

To Rapture or Not to Rapture

Bill Sizemore -- To Rapture or Not to Rapture

Good dialogue article.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Not sure what to think about this, exactly...

In a tiny house of worship at the corner of McNab and Powerline roads in
Fort Lauderdale, Fla., Terry Durham is a star.

Though only 8 years old, Terry draws crowds of worshippers eager to hear
him preach the gospel, and praise the Lord.

"The Lord makes you feel good," Terry wails from the pulpit. "He says,
'Who am I? I am Doctor Feelgood.' Yeah!"

http://www.venturacountystar.com/vcs/religion_and_ethics/article/0,1375,VCS_151_4605792,00.html

Monday, May 08, 2006

UK says UFOs caused by natural forces, not aliens

«Hopes -- or fears -- that the Earth has been visited by alien life forms have been dismissed in an official report by British defense specialists.

The Ministry of Defense confirmed Sunday a secret study completed in December 2000 had found no evidence that "flying saucers" or unidentified flying objects were anything other than natural phenomena.

The 400-page report, released under freedom of information laws to an academic from the northern city of Sheffield, concluded that meteors and unusual atmospheric conditions could explain UFO sightings such as bright lights in the sky.

"No evidence exists to suggest that the phenomena seen are hostile or under any type of control, other than that of natural physical forces," the report said, according to extracts quoted by the BBC.»

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