Americans in Wonderland

By Mark Landsbaum
 
“There is no use trying,” said Alice, “one can’t believe impossible things.”
 
“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
 
I’m reading my granddaughter Alice in Wonderland. Maybe I should just read her the daily newspaper.»

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