Mr. President, tear down that fence!

Great satire by Janet Folger:

Mr. President, tear down that fence! I'm not talking about the fence
around our borders; they never got around to finishing that. I'm talking
about the fence around the White House. Hey, if you're going to lead us
to vulnerability, at least lead by example.

And those sharpshooters on the roof? They're fine. They look all
official and everything, but the new immigration-like policy is: They're
not allowed to shoot anyone. And if one of those men in black happen to
interfere with someone committing criminal trespass (make that an
"undocumented White House visit") they'll be in a cell right next to
Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, who committed the very same crime while
patrolling the U.S. border.

In fact, from now on, in accordance with the new "lead by example"
amendment to the Senate immigration bill, all trespassers will get
instant amnesty for themselves and their families – and be allowed to
pitch a tent right there on the White House lawn. Federal courts will
also entertain discrimination lawsuits for those who've been denied
access to the Lincoln Bedroom and whose funds don't accommodate an
office that's oval.

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